Thursday, December 26, 2013

Self Help Books Written Specifically For Me (According to my Wife)

How Not to be Crazy
How to Unbecome an Asshole
Bathing For the Want to be French
How to Put Down a Smartphone
Drinks other than Coffee and Beer
How not to get the Same Hilljacker Haircut From Every Hairdresser
How to Maintain Your Teeth With a Toothbrush
How to Not Comb Your Hair like you are Mentally Disabled


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